The Senate minority leader is done. 75-year-old Charles Schumer is up for reelection in 2028 after serving 26 years on Capitol Hill. Schumer will likely retire because a 36-year-old radical socialist named Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is poised to beat him.
Schumer’s thin scalp will not be difficult to take. He’s well past his prime and appeals to very few New Yorkers. He’s like Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys before he passed; stumbling through the teleprompter, looking like a zombie who needs an energy drink just to get to the piano. Daddy has definitely taken the T-Bird away for Chuck Schumer.
